A loving roast. An unreliable teammate.
Big head.
Bigger excuses.
Jordan’s official unofficial roast page. Fresh nonsense and suspiciously familiar excuses, one button at a time.
Let the roasting beginTHE MAN. THE MYTH.
OUT OF TOWN
01 / Roast Jordan● Ready
Big-head looking boy. Your passport photo needs landscape mode.
Deeply unserious. Unfortunately specific.
02 / The excuse department● Excuses ready
Might be going out of town. Haven’t picked a town yet, but I’m committed to the possibility.
Fictional. Suspiciously familiar.